Today, it's been two days and my girlfriend still won't talk to me. Why? Because she made out with a mutual friend at a party, and got mad at me for thinking it was hot rather than being jealous. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend has been mad at me but still won’t tell me why. Then she came on to me all sexy like, so I thought all was forgiven. Nope, she was just horny. Once she got her orgasm, she left me blue-balled, went right back to being mad at me, and still won’t explain why. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my I told my girlfriend I was owed an explanation as to why I've been ghosted since her "Girls' trip" out of state. She said she just didn't want to deal with me being upset about her snapping a guy she spent the two days with, and they were all over each in a picture she tried to hide. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Top comments
Sagar Nair 12
Chances are she’s trying to get rid of you but failed.
RichardPencil 32
You should have pretended to be jealous and privately thought it was hot. Honesty is so dumb.
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Comments (8)
Sagar Nair 12
Chances are she’s trying to get rid of you but failed.
bobsanction 18
Was it another chick? Cus that'd be hot.
muzzlepop 2
It's 2021. Why are we still fascinated by two chicks making out lmao.
RichardPencil 32
You should have pretended to be jealous and privately thought it was hot. Honesty is so dumb.
samomaha 17
Dump her. She's a gamer and you'll never know a minute of honesty with her.
jmilam90 9
Why would your girlfriend making out with someone else be hot? Not only should you be jealous. You should have dumped her for cheating. YDI
jmilam90 9
Why would your girlfriend making out with someone else be hot? Not only should you be jealous. You should have dumped her for cheating.
J15237 25
You should have been really pissed off that your girlfriend made out with somebody else. Have some self respect man. That isn't hot at all. She cheated on you. Grab yourself by the balls and end your relationship. You do not have a girlfriend anymore.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
She shouldn't have been making out with someone else at all. And the reaction she wanted from you was anger? Sounds like she's trying to think of an excuse to break up.