Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
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Comments (282)
water4life 0
This is from the movie " I love you beth Cooper" so fake
orin69 0
some humor makes life intereting. btw. homophobia still runs rampant apparently.
scs428 0
super gay
NeonJester 0
That's pretty awesome.
mcm7 0
cann you say gayy
yeahreally 6
lmfaoooo..thats weird.
giankigreco 0
MADD gay but if I was the girl I would be mad pissed cause he chose a naked dude over her lol seriously wow. so yeah **** her life
JamieRoss 0
lmfao. all i can say XD!
redsoxchic58 0
ROFLMGDMFao
bogus13 0
im sorry but thats kinda funny.. i feel bad for you tho;; if i walked in on my boyfriend id be like wow **** buddys,, huh lmfao