Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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MidnaLink 35
You're a ******* coward, you know that. You're a piece of shit scumbucket who deserves to have your ex tell your new girlfriend what you did, if she didn't know already. Then hopefully the girlfriend dumps you and they both kick your ass.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Karma.
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MidnaLink 35
You're a ******* coward, you know that. You're a piece of shit scumbucket who deserves to have your ex tell your new girlfriend what you did, if she didn't know already. Then hopefully the girlfriend dumps you and they both kick your ass.
RichardPencil 32
Tell her you're a ghost. Your first attempt at ghosting her failed, so try the other way.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Karma.
Hangryko 32
I hope your current girlfriend finds out and leaves you. POS.
andrewgr 4
Having a not-so-good childhood, I have super-power level avoidance skills. In addition, I have a very hard time giving anyone negative news, because I always feel like I'm responsible for managing the emotions of the people around me. (As is so often the case with therapy, finding out WHY you feel or think or do what is troubling you, does approximately jack-shit when it comes to actually improving. I wish it was like on TV shows, where as soon as the patient has their moment of epiphany, suddenly they're 'cured'.) That being said, even I could not conceive of faking my own death just to get around having awkward interactions and causing pain to a girlfriend. (Though I guess it could be worse; there are men who literally kill their wives rather than man-up for a divorce.)
Grumpy Jack 27
You f*cking deserved it !!!