Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
pleasedie 22
These days with the internet people can find out almost anything by knowing the smallest thing about you. File a report with the police as soon as possible and place a restraining order on him if you know his name. Stay safe OP
LolKaleb 14
Leave it to the cops :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (90)
Bigolepoo 9
Gotta give him props for that one though
fakedsincerity 32
No. No you don't. You give him a restraining order.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Why does everyone on this site always praise the people who are at fault? Your ideas are messed up.
awildwhisper 30
What people on here are is very touchy. This is a website for fun and comical relief.
justaweirdgirl 14
yeah but words hurt, and this an important and serious issue tho
Skycop_S 23
"He sent creepy messages and fracked OPs address. Props to him"
LolKaleb 14
Leave it to the cops :)
crudeandrudeguy 29
Uh, true love for V-day?
pleasedie 22
These days with the internet people can find out almost anything by knowing the smallest thing about you. File a report with the police as soon as possible and place a restraining order on him if you know his name. Stay safe OP
pleasedie 22
Also I'd recommend buying some pepper spray or a taser.... Maybe both XD Never know, people are crazy these days.
cathrope 10
A good can of food release spry and a lighter does wonders.
davidpropert 32
More like time to exercise your 2nd amendment right
kittycatdex 8
guys... op is from the Netherlands.... no second amendement, and if it's like Germany no restraining orders just for showing up somewhere... but srsly op did you ever 'check in' somewhere? are you in fb-groups related to anything? 'friends' who could have given him information?
spacefish966 18
a lot of times the cases that I deal with the stalker knows the person or found out their name first then they can find out pretty much everything else through the Internet or social media not the other way around
Mauskau 36
I experienced this whilst doing online dating. You could Google search with my profile picture, which lead to my Facebook page. Then you've got my real name and the town I live in, from that you can search my name (I have an uncommon name so I was the only result) and it came up with my address, my email, phone number, how much my parents' house is worth... so I had to request these websites remove my information, along with Google. I would highly recommend Googling yourself, if you're in the UK it's likely the government sold your information from the last census to third parties and all that information is online.
TheNewGuy03 29
Looks like he just needs some love. In handcuffs. In the back of a squad car.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Kinky
TheNewGuy03 29
Plot twist: it's the beginning scene of a porno
fuckfuckityfuck 16
A gang bang in the squad's car.
laden_swallow09 35
And once they get to the holding cell… woo-hoo!
wolf12king 12
So when are you moving?
youdontsay123456 21
He is one talented little fella isn't he....
swtcontradiction 11
Nope. Just creepy beyond belief
acmariner99 25
Learn to use a VPN
GabbyPLluch88 13
now that is creepy, be careful OP...
abbyade 21
Time to call the Cops, don't take things like this lightly. He could be a psychopath.
Kay_Kay27 13
I don't think he could be, I think he 100% is
TheNewGuy03 29
One does not simply show up at the doorstep of an unknown person's house after sending creepy shit and NOT be a psychopath