xtammyle
Lower Plenty, Australia
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Puppylove
United Kingdom
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
StudMuffinette
United States
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
rach
Roy, United States
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Such a cutie
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
Top comments
DeadxManxWalking 27
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
Synistiel 14
I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.
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Synistiel 14
I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.
cynide 13
I like to masterbait but I get in trouble for that all the time it doesnt harm anybody! This just doesn't seem fair..
Synistiel 14
Maybe you should stop masturbating in public.
MrBrightside21 20
16 - Glad you found a way to make masturbation make you feel pretty. I've been trying for years and always ended up crying in self pity. Why won't anyone love me???
Kingbreezy04 10
Yeah your a cry babby
KatieMajestic 17
*you're *baby
Acik91 26
That is just too cute. Well, as long as no harm is done...
yoyoforpeace 14
Well does your dog have curly or wavy fur? because then I could understand his reasoning.
DeadxManxWalking 27
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
LightsxOut 10
Bet that dog feels pretty, and witty, and briiiight!
oj101 33
It's sure to be a pampered poodle like Georgette off Oliver the Cat Movie. Next, the dog'll be having pawdicures, putting on blusher and trotting down a diamond staircase with its nose up in the air.
cyanidesandwich 21
"I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."
SaveCowEatCarrot 14
I honestly was about to type that but you beat me to it. Bravo, stranger.
ALlamaOnFire 20
It could be worse, you could have walked in on him straightening his pubes.
Synistiel 14
So true. Oh god the mental images..
NickKuiper 8
His response? "Daddy needs to feel pretty too" >.< you're right, could have been so much worse.
oj101 33
Guy: ask girl- why do you straighten your hair all the time? Girl: to keep it straight and make it longer 2 weeks later... Doctor: explain to me again how you burnt your penis?
XxDevilxXGt 26
Him sitting there, smiling down at his penis..
oj101 33
#30 - more likely wincing.
NickKuiper 8
But did the dog LOOK pretty? Personally, if My new hair-do resembled a mop, my self image would be significantly lower :/
MisterMichael 9
Nothin wrong with that
saIty 17
Dogs need to pick up bitches too
andyyroxx 20
Lesbian dog? Or do male dogs like to feel pretty as well?
FML_Whale 18
42 - Are you really that stupid?
andyyroxx 20
No, just not funny.
U_GotitDude 18
Well, everyone should be able to feel pretty once in a while
Ukeee_X 19
I see that as a perfectly valid reason! Scared the dog will be prettier than you? ;D
cynide 13
Dem bitches love to feel pretty.