Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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Comments (232)
Schlimpikins 0
The way I see it, that's one less water ring on your coffee table
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow. Fail!!!!
sourgirl101 29
Coaster? Real alcoholics own koozies! *All jokes aside. If you need AA stick with it. I've seen people's lives destroyed because they have no will power.
Kelita 0
Amen to that!
glider23 0
Haha the coozie comment make me laugh. But, real alcoholics don't have their beer long enough to set it down, let alone need a coozie. ;)
jemm94 0
if youre beer is getting warm you dont need a coozie youre just not drinking fast enough
alwa7sh 2
Well I recommend going to the rehab they have at Hard Rock Las Vegas. The best way to quit alcohol is to gamble, have a cigarette and a drink.
rattusrattus 19
I did wonder why it was an FML to use an Automobile Association handbook as a beer coaster, beyond the whole Drinking and Driving thing...
brighteyes81 0
You are so stupid I can't even think of something to say to that.
KeefB 0
Are you ******* stupid?
Phil135 4
Wow 85 you ******* stupid, he was JOKING!
IHeartJimi02 0
85, why are you so mean in all of your comments?
brighteyes81 0
101. No, the comment was so amazingly ****** that I actually was at a loss for words. That doesn't equal stupid. ;) 133. You can't call someone stupid in a comment when your grammar is ******. "You ******* stupid" does not make grammatical sense and you don't know whether or not he was joking. 143. It's my opinion and I feel very passionate about it. Why not? This is the Internet and people say things like that to me all the time. I either learn from it or not. Also, they're not all mean.
crh2420 0
Hahahaha! Ah, I was about to post a dumb ******* comment but then I realized how ******* stupid it sounded, ROFL.
brighteyes81 0
186. I never said I was an alcoholic. Your sexist comment just shows exactly how stupid you really are. Really, there's nothing more I really have to say about your comment because I think it speaks volumes in itself.
piiing 0
this is a WIN not an FML
nessa224 0
How about it shows that it can be an addiction that is very hard to stop. It has nothing to do with willpower. It is very sad and I hope the poster finds his path. goodluck. Please don't listen to the negative comments on here. Real nice that someone is in a sad desperate place and everyone just needs to find a way to kick the person they don't even know one more time. Hey, if you guys hear of a suicide because of these types of events would you even feel sorry? Or let me guess, ydi for listening to the dumbasses??
denlillakotten 4
This is probably the worst FML ever and it was totally self-inflicted and therefore a fat YDI! I write way better stuff and I'm sure many others do too, why do mine never get posted? But yes anyway; It doesn't make sense to say FML after 'I used my AA book as a beercoaster' I mean, wouldn't you say something like 'Aint I clever' (sarcasticly) instead??
Privations_fml 3
I'm loving the irony
marinaim 17
how does this affect your life at all?
IHeartJimi02 0
I am assuming you do not understand the FML.
marinaim 17
probably not.
marinaim 17
aha, just figured it out (got told actually :S) darn britains got the AA road side breakdown thing, got a little, er, confused!