Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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Comments (232)
TheNewGuy03 29
you're doing it wrong, op... |the kid|
FatAbbot 5
Thats a better use for it anyway...
goaliemkl123 8
you guys have obviously never been to Georgia then.
SkateboardGirl88 11
I dont get y thats and FML
yeppers6502 0
this is not funny! you need to get a grip and think about how your are affecting everyone who loves you. alcoholism is serious.
Djosef_fml 0
But it's perfectly fine if nobody loves you. Just saying.
TheSofaKing 7
Somebody is not following their 10/12 step program.
JesusSchwartz 5
Total win!
nikki9tails 3
when your all old enough or been through enough to depend on alcohol, you will realise AA is not for *******, it's for people that been down and out, trying for something better. Op try harder and remember things get better , it's all up to you
llZombiell 5
Only quitters quit! Stay strong and drink up :)
technochik3 12
ruining your health by drinking even more is quite the opposite of being strong.
Somedood117 0
what's AA?
eclecticstrings 0
Alcoholics Anonymous
BlackHoleSuns 0
Aerodynamic Assholes.
Masterofkittens 0
Serious kid get of this site it has mature themes