Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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sallen0046 4
I understand that alcohol addiction can be a tough thing to kick, but this is just ridiculous. If you're not ready to focus in quitting, you're just wasting your time in AA. You don't kick addiction by posting about how ****** your life is. You have to actually get off your ass and make an effort by going to meetings and talking with your sponsor. Get off the internet and get back on track.
Kitten16 0
Agree with 66
sourgirl101 29
Nutt guy, chill out! It was clearly a joke. Relax! And people thought out the States do have different accents. Georgia, Boston, Texas, New York etc.... Many times you can guess where they are from just by hearing them talk.
jax8308 0
That is pathetic, pick yourself up and go to a meeting, that's absolutely nothing to be proud of.
biggary19 3
drugs r bad. but I got a fake idea though
prettyinpink93 0
oh the irony
tesuan 0
too bad Boston isn't a state, retard
DocBastard 40
Too bad you failed to respond to the correct comment. Too bad sourgirl101 was referring to different accents, not states. Too bad I caught your idiotic mistake. Too bad you're the one that looks foolish now.
brighteyes81 0
^win
irfan4 0
agreed
irfan4 0
your life does suck
Domo_Arigato7 3
That says a lot about your initiative to kick the habit. Mind you, addiction is addiction. So both, your life sucks but at the same time you deserved it.