Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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Comments (232)
Miko159 0
AA is for quitters. Lol
tnlander 20
and no one likes a quiter!
wisericky 12
AA is for quitters, your daddy didnt let you quit the football team when you were getting your ass kicked. better not start quitting now.
Anteezy 7
Being an alcoholic is fine, as long as you function it's no biggie. Everyone has his or hers addictions.
jemm94 0
not really
Djosef_fml 0
It's funny because those who think they don't tend to have the most obvious ones.
kcnutt10 1
What exactly is a Georgia accent, you dick?
kcnutt10 1
What exactly does a Georgia accent sound like? Douche.
3ph600v 15
You're awesome!
tans_fml 0
once you hit bottom again, try reading it instead...
AtrumMessor 1
lol, don't be sad, that's one of the most awesome things I've read in a while :D
Kelita 0
haha u guys crack me up....OH and high Bill!!! :-) hehe
horseracingjocey 0
well, my dad tore my family to pieces and left my mom with thousands of dollars in debt because of his drinking. he left behind 3 kids so you totally deserve what comes to you!!
brighteyes81 0
You should try alanon or alateen depending on your age. If you cared enough about your dad, instead of feeling sorry for yourself, you'd get educated about alcoholism and understand. It's not a choice.