Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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Comments (232)
technochik3 12
Maybe you should tell the leader in your group that you are having this problem instead of moping around and posting it on FML.
vettle 6
okay a minor fall off the wagon. throw the beer out, get your shit together and try again. you can do it!!!
roscolene 1
Finally somebody found a legitimate use of one of those. The recovery rate for AA is the same as going at it on your own. The only difference is AA gives you free coffee & an addiction to smoking.
brighteyes81 0
Incorrect.
Djosef_fml 0
Quite correct actually. The success rate is pretty lame.
brighteyes81 0
incorrect, AA is anonymous so there's no possible way you could have correct statistics.
rockon10 3
How is this an FML? it's your fault.
sxm 13
well at least you realized it.
filomiir 3
Maybe it's time to go to rehab..
iSitt 0
I first thought it was American airlines
ScorpionPrincess 0
fail!!
PahhDee 0
Agreed ^ Faillll
Googoo27 12
weak willed boob, be moar stronger >=D