Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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spanner_pig 7
omg, are you going to live? :o that's pretty pathetic, as it has no impact on anything whatsoever, you could easily just remove the pint glass from the book? retard
mmmskittles 3
ditto 53. you're an idiot 12.
BlackHoleSuns 0
Jesus Christ!! People like you number 12 is what's wrong with this world. Maybe it's just me but I'm pretty sure it's common sense. The problem with the OP's life is that they used the book, supposed to help them get off alcohol, as a coaster for their alcohol. Did u pas da ateth graed? (I wish for a backwards R right about know.)
IHeartJimi02 0
12, really? You don't see how this has an impact on anything and you're calling op a retard? Moving the beer won't change the fact that he just relapsed you idiot.
milo588 2
and...?
Bree12345 15
lol p
Dmars444 4
Dude I love the way you roll!
Neighbor_Mark 0
Guys, quit harassing him from drinking. Maybe he can't get any good looking women like I can. The drinks make the uggos look better.
J1bbl3 3
oh hi Mark
HesJustTheBest 0
That's a great story Mark
Neighbor_Mark 0
You are the cause of all this!
Bananaque 0
Loser! Not only are you wasting FML space, you're wasting people's time in AA who are actually trying to better themselves! Grow up!!
mintcar 10
HAHAHAHA. You should only go to AA if you're ready to make a change. You're just wasting your time. HAHA, YDI.
WaylonD 4
I thought it was to meet women. huh, go figure!
Djosef_fml 0
Yes, meetings full of vulnerable women seeking to switch from drinking addiction to must-be-in-a-relationship addiction. Great way to score if your ethics are down the gutter.
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
At least you respect wood.
QueenOfBoredom 0
haha thats what i was thinking at least he used a "coaster"
fistnazal 10
I can picture them looking at the can all wasted.. (in Georgia accent) "one day.. immah clahm them mountains.." ah love uhmehrica
Nakolover13 0
How is this FML relevant? Its your own stupidity for apparently trying to quit ...and then not quitting and ironically using the book, which is suppose to contribute to you quitting, as a beer coaster. FYL for failing. Go celebrate with a beer.