Raprotcommander
United States
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
dypshyyt
United States
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
louise
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I bought a cutting board at a Dollar Store that had a helpful kitchen guide printed on it. It was supposed to list “liquid conversions” but instead said “liquid conversations.” My husband quipped that it reminded him of me in college. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Jensen
Hoffman Estates, United States
Need beer now
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
notalcoholic
Philippines
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
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zack12255 0
not working for you huh?
mmmskittles 3
it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.
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douchebagalo 0
this isn't an FML. this is... priceless. picture would make a good billboard. maybe. props!
simplest_mistake 0
lolls
Ratporcommander 0
OP here. Yes, I have a serious problem with drinking. Yes, I have been to one or two AA meetings, and not court ordered. I am in the very early steps of quitting drinking. It is ruining my life and I take it seriously. Bless you for the support, thank for the lawlz, and FU to the trolls.
Ratporcommander 0
[op] I can't speak for the whole state, but generally you'd be wrong. I live in the Atlanta suburbs. The dialect is midwestern. Few people around here are from GA. I'm from California myself.
Seddah 3
I agree, sourgirl. My aunt and her family live in Michigan and you can really hear the accent. My brother goes to school in Michigan and he's always being made fun of for his Canadian accent. In the movie Coraline, the main character (Coraline) has a very clear Michigan accent. It's just like in the UK. Different regions have different accents.
Seddah 3
Hang in there, OP. A large percentage of people relapse when trying to quit. Call your sponsor or talk to a friend. You can get through this, just use the support systems available to you.
dansco 25
Its fine, pour yourself a beer and forget about it lol
TikkiBurg3r 0
lol my mom is in AA she said it doesn't work put for everyone...
kcnutt10 1
I agree with you 70, but what I was referring to was 24's comment being stereotypical, just like 96's comment. Yea, every place has a specific accent, and you can tell where someone is from by their accent, but I am pissed that the other two low-life dicks (24 and 96) are stereotyping the South.
a2Xmademistake 0
I don't see the problem here. That's like saying you left your pack of smokes on your box of nicotine patches.