Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
I think even Jesus was like: "... ... Nope."
Iamthebanzai22 21
Also, I would have LOVED to hear the test officer relate the test to his/her colleagues
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Comments (4)
Chazzster 32
Not everyone is ready to drive at the same age. I am thankful that OP lives far away from me if "Jresus take the wheel" is their go to response in an emergency. It's a nice song but terrible advice... OP you need professional lessons and lots of them to become a driver. I tried teaching my daughter and then my son to drive and it was unpleasant for both of us. I paid for lessons and it was well worth it.
D J's MOM 17
my advice is to try practicing in a cemetery. lots of roads with turns, low traffic and you can't kill anyone... or the outback
Iamthebanzai22 21
I think even Jesus was like: "... ... Nope."
Iamthebanzai22 21
Also, I would have LOVED to hear the test officer relate the test to his/her colleagues