NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Anonymous
Catanzaro, Italy
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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greenbadass 11
....well....you did what you did :/ t
dntbeadouche 25
that sucks, but you should have read the instructions, jus sayen. Go get urself some of the aloe for sun burn relief, make sure it's the green colored one. It'll sting for a second, but it will numb it and clear it right up.
herpderpcx 18
Try baby powder. It controls the pain at least.
x3sarax3 17
YDI for not reading the label.. Or being prepared for the pain. On the other hand, your life sucks, I've been there.. Knew what was coming as soon as I made the mistake though.. I nair'd my legs in the bathtub once.. The water was really shallow and the tub wasn't even stopped up.. But it still mixed with the bath water and burnt my downstairs. It was awful.. So I feel your pain.
jewels2016 6
Vaseline helps
thewife5 19
Poor guy. Dip some cotton balls in milk and soak the area for a few. You'll live. ?
Perfectlies 5
Coke. Coca cola helps the burns... It's weird, but it counter acts the burns.
BlondePsycho 43
And the darwin award goes too...
The_weird_one_2 13
I remember a few years ago I was at my friends and we heard a really girl scream and his brother ran in the room naked complaining about how much it burns
ViviMage 40
I'm female and I know not to Nair my bits! It's too string for sensitive areas!