NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Anonymous
Catanzaro, Italy
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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Comments (103)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Warning label says quite plainly "do not use on knob and bollocks".
monsterchikk 5
now you know how it feels for us. lol it sucks
Makaze 12
It tells you on the bottle not to do that. Your almost Darwin Award is in the mail.
TsarKeith12 9
Honestly I've never had an issue other than some mild itching after, once. I wouldn't recommend it though, because it can be a problem, especially for those with sensitive skin. But now you know it doesn't work for you.
Chevyguy_s10 10
YDI for putting on those places, burning sensations in the genital area must be amazing huh
0neiros 14
I'm sure your boyfriend will appreciate the effort.
Lexipants 21
Nothing wrong with using Nair for that, but for the love of god, use the stuff for sensitive skin, not the stuff for coarse hair. Around seven minutes MAX, otherwise (as I'm sure OP found out) you'll give yourself a nasty chemical burn that lingers for weeks. Bonus points if you're a woman and happened to accidentally get some in your hoo-ha. *shudder*
heyLaddieHey 18
It's been a while since I used Nair instead of an actual razor, but that shit isn't supposed to get near your junk. Ever. I don't think it's even supposed to be used for a bikini line.
ilmanator 7
I used nair for like a year and it only burned the first time I used it and it wasn't that bad I feel like people over exaggerate when they talk about nair
Allygatorrr 3
Sorry OP. my husband did that once. baby powder did him wonders though!