Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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Comments (103)
morella_xx 29
And this is why it always says to try a small test area first to see how your skin reacts to it.
LunaaBluee 27
Or just don't use nair or other crap products
morella_xx 29
There's nothing wrong with Nair, Veet, etc, if you actually read the directions and use them correctly. The problem is few people ever do, and then they end up with burns because they left it on for 20 minutes or something stupid like that.
martin_dustinc 8
I assume you didn't read the label..
royr7395 30
This is why people need to read the directions...
Meettitan 14
For some reason I feel milk will help you.
PennyLane27 32
For some reason, I'm picturing 17 as a fortune teller, peering into a crystal ball, speaking in a mysterious voice... "For some reason.... *peers into crystal ball* ....I feel the milk...it will help you! GO! Find it!"
starile 20
"Just slap some milk on it" will be my new solution to everything.
hanzic 7
Conditioner
LostInTheZone11 29
1. Warning Labels 2. Test first. 3. Check Reviews online in case someone has tried the product in the location you are applying, and see what their result was. (One review I saw on Veet hair removal for men, a guy said it felt like the Space Shuttle was running its engines behind him.)
CuteCammy 15
I feel ur pain x/
airforce987 20
Electric razor next time my friend, feel better
rich443 22
This reminds me of a set a comedian does about Nair in private area. Can't remember his name though. Feel bad for you op. Chemical that makes hair go away in private area clearly you wasn't thinking.
prettygurl89 16
But...why???