boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
lukey101
Brisbane, Australia
Fingers crossed
Today, I saw a dermatologist to see if they would remove my moles for cosmetic reasons. Turns out 5 of them are suspicious and need to be removed anyway. Good news: I don’t have to pay for it. Bad news: it might be because they’re cancerous. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
bearded lady
Can't face it
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Mitcha857
United States
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Top comments
milakitty21 0
look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)
greycellgreen 0
Seriously, go to the doc's because 1/ could be cancerous 2/ removing moles like that disrupts cells and could lead to cancer 3/ disfiguration reasons. Just a suggestion.
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Comments (88)
shortystar_fml 0
eww lol and ouch
dickamaru 0
well at least Austin powers won't be on your ass ever again
shortystar_fml 0
eww lol and ouch
SeanFredrick 3
Ouch! Think oF how the mole feels after that molestation!
KyleIsSoFine 0
Oh god xD
letsloveliyah 0
hahaha nice.
NeutralBear 0
Ewww
Alex201 0
Lmao!
Luke1717 0
that musta hurt
mrfuzzywiggles 11
I can tell you took a lot of thought and time in this comment
Sammy_Baby 0
Ouch!
heyheyhey_domo 0
wow that must if hurt
ripjohnlennon 5
atleast you don't have it anymore
milakitty21 0
look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)
jessicaxx1 0
haha yeah!
myunicornbarfedo 0
O_o holy crab faucets!!!! Ouch!!!!!! Did you freak when you saw your mole squish onto the ground?
supervacaneous 4
The mole became a hole.
iSolDyourSouL 0
Ouch... On the bright side, at least you don't have a mole anymore!