Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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Polynomial 28
I planned on doing that this weekend. Thank you for the warning :-)
mishwarner 14
Left it on too long? I feel ta, it feels like the worst kind of burn in the most unfortunate of places.
nekminnet 13
THINGS YOU'LL NEED Cold water Antibiotic ointment Analgesic gel Gauze Medical tape
RobinGoodfellow 47
What's he gonna do, wrap his balls in gauze?
girI 20
What's the tape for? Oh, that's right. His next experiment - waxing.
samsam23t 8
cold water is to wash the area anti biotuc ointment is so the area doesnt get infected the next thing im not too sure about im pretty sure its to stop the pain gause and tape are for keeping water and dirt out of the wound to keep it clean.
ForeverJasmine 26
Well that sucks sorry dude
drosek89 20
Lol sorry OP, but it says right on the bottle not to use it on areas like that. Ydi
CaliCassanova 14
Hey all you YDI are Gona be jealous as hell when he's silky smooth from his nair burns! Price for beauty! ???
sam882 28
I dont know, there's just something unappealing about chemical burns! haha, I think I'll stick to waxing.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Voting YDI OP because as it's been stated, warning labels exist for a reason.
KinkyMissBinky 23
Nair is bad enough as it is without using it THERE.
seemo82 19
i sometimes do that but just 3 mins before getting in bathing water and washing it roughly many many times... then add dexa-panthenol just after taking the bath.... believe me ... it works... ofcourse that was after getting burnt the first time i did it till i figured out the right way
vikky538 29
hope your balls are not burning in hell...