NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Anonymous
Catanzaro, Italy
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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kewpiesuicide 29
2 words: Chemical. Burns.
MyS3lf 24
It specifically says on the label that you aren't supposed to use Nair on those areas. Unless you bought the formula for, I believe they call it the "bikini zone". Read before using, that goes for most things.
blackonblight 33
Someone's a ******* idiot who didn't bother to read the goddamn directions. Using the product correctly would have prevented this.
Kailayla 29
Always test it before you use it. Especially with those areas.
Genea 8
Get Aloe or Milk of Magnesia. Apply liberally and don't do that again.
Badkarma4u 17
Use magic shave next time
tbloom 5
ydi for saying manscape
Teegsxx 16
ydi because it does say in the instructions to not use it near genitals.
laden_swallow09 35
Are you fecking illiterate? It even says right there on the back of the bottle, "Not for use on the genitals or perianal region." YDI
steam_engenius 21
Aloe Vera should help a chemical burn...but only slightly.