Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Top comments
Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
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Comments (110)
Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
cowgod 0
no thats creepy and she probably didnt give him the full number for a reason.
pepsie_fml 0
Aww
lxclark 17
To the people saying try every number: The number he missed may not have been the last one in the series XD Could have been any oneee.
beastmode21 0
who says hot babe anymore
qwerty4321 0
isn't she one in a million!
VampireKiller59 0
i agree with #1 and code geass is an awesome show!
panic222354 0
was about to say that lmfao
1personinthiswor 0
if he got a wrong number from her, chances are she wrote random ones without counting. nobody said it was her number.
impatientsnake 4
it doesn't matter tho if I was 2408881-00 u just gotta try 1-9 to get it doesn't matter
camlz 0
u cood still try every number......
kiddisskidd 0
#97 did you seriously spell could wrong..?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
this is from 08 lol so I think they used "hot babe" then XD old ***** lol
linkinpark98 24
He'd be old and gray by then.....
thatnucca 36
Putting in work literally. Lol
nonononononono_fml 16
She probably missed a number purposely. Don't go through all the trouble to find the right number if she doesn't want you to call
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
the1truebob 0
But if you assume the other six are correct then even if the missing one is in the middle, you only have a grand total of ten numbers to check.
gan4sula 2
no each placement has 10, assuming knowing area codes, at least 70 numbers to check
maxeeman111 5
Oh yea, ur right
bellsy 0
lol good point #4
GavinRoskamp 0
And I am a banana!
Toolishing 22
That would take a long time ?
dasd123 0
that sucks
zanzibar_fml 0
Nice use of babe. 7 digits you would have to do 70 numbers. 10 digits you have to do 100. God speed my friend.
applesmoothiee 2
WTF
Tcaret300 12
that's not even possible lol
baconkabob00 0
LOL THAT SUCKS!!
ogediah 0
For an 8 digit phone number there are 1,073,741,824 different types of combinations of numbers .......Yep, F your life.
tinkerbell1357 0
And how did u find that out???
capricaz 0
Then it's a good thing only one digit is missing and it should be obvious which one. This means he only has to try calling 9 different times before he gets the number.
matega 18
This has nothing to do with factorials, it's simply 8^10. High school math, again.
matega 18
Whoops. The correct answer is 10^8=100 000 000. My apologies.
R3nesmee 0
Yeah, #4... Plus, it's more than likely she just wrote a random number and forgot a digit. Sorry, Pal.
xMooMoox 0
#2 Your friend does this to get the dedicated guys? More like stalker guys. If she wants to get the dedicated guys tell them to check her out in the phone book. Thats real dedication calling 17 Sara Jones'. Although thats stalker-ific too. But Instead of dialing tons of strange people he has to remember her first and last name...which suddenly seems creepy. Oh well I've never done this (I'm a girl) but I read it in the book "He's Just Not That Into You." He said a bartender told him her name and to look her up because she used to give out her number and never get any calls. I would try this but I'm unlisted! Lol
SeanieAppleSeed 0
Get listed. duh
AlexJakubsen1 0
umm, did you talk to her before asking for the number? you sound like a creeper. i wouldnt o given ya shit.
TheButler 0
lol you don't even know the situation... he got her phone number, he coulda known her for a while too