Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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Comments (103)
LyricaSilvan 30
Ouch! At least that's one mistake you probably won't make twice. Sorry to hear about your suffering, OP.
frisky7dingo 2
It says on the bottle not to use near your genitals.
iamthedee 2
didn't you learn from two and a half men?
gravvve 13
Haven't you read the reviews on Amazon?!
ashieme2009 12
They make a specific type of Nair for just that region...
LadySparta 15
This is why you read the label on the back that says do not put on sensitive areas.
Perry85 42
It says on the bottle do not use in private areas....YDI for not reading, or not following direction if you did read.
becca9985 34
Nair should be banned. Everyone I've ever talked to who used it, myself included, only ever mentions the burning pain associated with it and it's lack of efficiency in actually removing hair.
becca9985 34
Follow up to my response above after reading a few more comments, I will point out that I did read the label and it still burned the non-private area I used it in.