Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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dodo97 0
okay just stay with her the whole time!!
WhyTheFace4 0
who does that?
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Comments (133)
dodo97 0
okay just stay with her the whole time!!
zZsleeperrZz 0
fake an illness or something. so that way she will stay with u. or!! maybe ur brother has the same name as a very unknown celebrity...
DaTruth1222 0
your brother bout to get it in
ThatsJustMii 0
if u like it than u better put a ring on it!!
robertdr 0
is ur bro a celeb?
zZsleeperrZz 0
lol yeah MercyFML, just a last resort. but option B makes more sense. lol. but it would force OPs gf to stay with him!
xXLenaXx 0
"Oh, you like my brother? Yeah, he's cool. We have so many similar hobbies, like banging your mum. :)"
rallets 23
well if she likes him, she better put a ring on it
SeanFredrick 3
At least it wasn't Justine beaver
kmow32 0
maybe she was kidding? if not, that sucks and don't leave em alone. problem solved ;)
zZsleeperrZz 0
nice abs 27
SeduceRecycle 0
fyl. on the bright side, you get to find someone else who can't like your brother cause he's dating
SeanFredrick 3
27 my cat has more abs than you.
kmow32 0
ty 28
kmow32 0
lol 31 soo true ;)
zZsleeperrZz 0
no problemo
MyNameIsInvictus 0
why don't you, um I don't know, DISINVITE YOUR BROTHER? I'm sure you could come up with an excuse.
Brittney_E 0
15- i hate that song. 26- i hate that artist. OP- put her mom on your list.
SeduceRecycle 0
39- that song sucks. And, Justin Bieber should die in a hole. :)
robertdr 0
have u seen the vid of beiber getting smacked in the head with a bottle he is super gay or a big pansy
kmow32 0
his career is over once he's done with puberty... unless he's a... no, no nvm
zZsleeperrZz 0
well, unfortunately, his balls have dropped. about a centimeter.
maddymxo 0
ew you and your girlfriend make lists of celebrities your interested in. sorry. lame. YDI
quent10 0
it's funny Justin beiber is a disgrace to Canada
onlyyoushawty6 0
Idk what everyones talking about, I love Justin bieber!!!!! I would definetally pick him
asthmaticrhino 0
posting a comment so the annoying keyboard on my iPhone will go away and I can navigate fml mobile!
SeanFredrick 3
51 are you coming out of the closet?
samantha987 0
59, no. she's probably ten years old though.
JayJayAttackAtta 5
Justin Bieber will take over the world with his smile!!!
the_flirtt 0
that would be hard to do # 1
lurchin_10 0
50- Justin bieber is not just a disgrace to Canada, he is a disgrace to all mankind
Brittney_E 0
42, 62, 67, 70- agreed.
JustJess666 0
beiber is a plague on humanity... he must be stopped. who's with me?! *cocks shot gun* let's exterminate that prissy fag adolescent and make our lives better!!
Brittney_E 0
i also agree with that comment 79.
illmatic2 16
What's with all the hate towards Justin bieber? My list would have to be Jessica alba, and Katy Perry. Invade anybody cares.
illmatic2 16
*in case
JustJess666 0
81 both of your picks are hot... no one would hate. but beiber is lame. mine would have to be Seth rogan for the top guy and probably Olivia munn for the girl
JINJANINJA 0
Op, your bro is gonna stir your porridge
allenrotstein 0
Hilarious!
JohnnySack 0
You, your girlfriend and your brother should have a threesome and during the ménage-à-trois, you and your brother should Eiffel Tower this broad!
onlyyoushawty6 0
61, thanks!(: but I'm older than 10 lol
PizzaGuy11 0
28-no thats what we like to call ribs.....
drew1978 4
Love that picture!
Schizomaniac 24
Dude your nipple is like 6 feet away from where it is supposed to be.
dodo97 0
lol... yeah your right!
dodo97 0
yea... your right!!
bigsc 0
It wasn't a bottle, it was a t-shirt wrapped around gummi worms; which actually makes him an even bigger pussy for saying "ow!"
cheerchick4life 0
damnn nice bod! how old r u?
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
79-I'm with you, but you need a shotgun? a waterbottle sent him to the hospital!
zZsleeperrZz 0
WILL EVERYONE PLEASE BE NICE TO JUSTIN BEIBER?! she's very sensitive
JohnGraveline 0
This is a ridiculous FML. Each sentence is very irrelevant.
ThePaperDragon 31
I actually lol'd at that!
gatorgal94 0
107-Lmfao hate Justin Bieber..there is no way in heck he's actually 16 and sings that dang high.
samantha987 0
95- I'm prreeetttyy sire that's his nipple... 107- that was funny! I was cracking up when I read that!!
samantha987 0
*sure
cchristine 0
Oh my goodness. I laughed so hard!
PolishHammer 0
67 I love you.
JustJess666 0
yes a shotgun is needed... we don't want anything left of him that can be recognized. I hope to god that he dies soon!!! btw I just want to say I'd you're listing celebs to bone Justin beiber should not be on there unless you're like 15. any older than that it's just creepy... wait it's just wrong either way. it's worse then counting down for the Olsen twins or freaky Dakota fanning... eww!! *gags* they may be olde enough now but people started whacking it to then when they were like 13.... WRONG!!!
ny1996 0
YEEE
Spelit 0
Ouch! That sucks!
austinkarimi 0
nice picture spellit
Spelit 0
Why thank you :)
WhyTheFace4 0
who does that?
weightnc 1
Guess you learned your gf might be a cheating witch. Sucks, but now you know.
angylnova 5
Well if there's trust issues... it's probably not going to work out between you two anyways.
hcovballer247 0
Hahahahahah your life sucks!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
name her sister
Brittney_E 0
or put her brother ;D
WTF_FML_FTW 0
or her dog...no no let's not put that
WTF_FML_FTW 0
dude..how many pics of dogs do you have???
Brittney_E 0
i'd go with putting her dad. how much is enough? perhaps more than what's in a year book?
PolishHammer 0
Of course it's more than how many are in a yearbook. Why would there be pictures of dogs in a yearbook?
Brittney_E 0
doggie school? :D
ymonkey96 0
why would u guys even do that... but dump her
Erinx 0
That's a weird thing to do in your spare time
cicpjaky 6
sexy fun time