Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Oh my GOD. You received a polite text message from your boyfriend that indicated he was busy at work?! DUMP THE BASTARD ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS
shorncliffe 0
get over it you emotional bitch he has a job, stop nagging him. im sick of FML's that are just boyfriends doing normal things. how about he quits his job and you pay for all his stuff then you can nag him all day long. geeez
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Comments (80)
caite0719 0
That really sucks..
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
build a bridge bitch
spoilt_ 15
agreed...you sound annoying
jweezy89 4
It really sucks that you have to be in constant contact with your bf. I mean really, no one wants to spend every second in contact with someone. Well I guess immature brats like you do, but you are the exception.
tamiami247 0
That's kind of rude...you cannot assume anything about the relationship since you're not in it...there are a ton of variables that are unknown, thus the equation cannot be solved. Hope you understand...loser.♥
bamagrl410 31
Yea my boyfriend and I spend pretty much all our time together, and if not then we're texting. We have the same friends so we're either with them or by ourselves. It's not terrible to be in constant contact if you both want to be =)
Jojo08_fml 0
bullshit he's going to work... we alllll know why he doesn't wanna be distrbed
lillyloco 0
You would think he'd be more worried about you...
whatyotalkinbout 0
why?
TheDrifter 24
After fifty texts or so you know she's sick and there is nothing you can do about it. Might as well get some work done, thus the message from op's bf.
memorables 0
And your life sucks how? Maybe the man keeps his phone on for emergencies and can't afford ro be constantly badgered by your unemployed ass.
schwancy 2
She's not unemployed. She's home sick.
CherryBomb511 3
She could be unemployed now because she went home sick; I've seen it happen before.
trumpetplaya 8
We see who you are. Probably never gonna get a boy/girlfriend. I mean. You do realize guys can be nice.
missL1z 5
Thank God I'm not alone! FYL n FML too!
FYLDeep 26
So don't disturb him... Better yet, make him a sammich.
allmidnighteyes 11
stage five clinger alert
smokeymcpottt 3
Give him a BJ... It solves everything.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, and sneeze all over his penis.
BloodyHeel 8
Or bite, whatever.
FatElie 0
I personally like a light grazing
Gloritank 8
Hes at work of course you shouldn't disturb him, unless you want him to lose his job.
ilovejeland 0
inconsiderate bastard.... fyl and dump that douche!
ComMed1 0
yeah bc she won't leave him alone while he is working? bitch deserves it
allmidnighteyes 11
You seem like one of those people who would go home and post "S[HE] BE[LIE]VE[D]" as a Facebook status if the guy she was dating for 3 days sent a text like that to her.
TheCookehMonstet 0
This means that the boyfriend is cheating. Going to work, do not disturb. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?