Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Better than "been there, done that."
lalalaila777 24
a better response would probably come from a romanticly involved partner. **** buddy i believe owes nothing more than a response, not necessarily a kinky one
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Comments (6)
Wadlaen 24
So, you agree,- good for you!
RichardPencil 32
Better than "been there, done that."
lalalaila777 24
a better response would probably come from a romanticly involved partner. **** buddy i believe owes nothing more than a response, not necessarily a kinky one
BurnInDemonFire 39
Who plans what they're gonna do with a **** buddy? You get naked, put on a condom/in a diaphragm, and go to town. You're supposed to scratch each others' itches, not work your way through the Kama Sutra.
meg436 3
so there’s official rules about f buddy now ? new
1known 34
It was his way to tell you he wanted you to dress in a lumberjack shirt and maybe a threesome. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about look for Nicole Coenen on youtube (and yes it safe for work).
Marea90h 14
midwesterner, am I right?