Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Comments (427)
tnf0920 9
Obviously you do not know that women still have periods when pregnant, they're just irregular. It sounds like you need to read some pregnancy books so you'll know what your wife is going through....and not sound so selfish next time...and dumb
ilikehamandbeans 0
you need some pregnant books
tnf0920 9
Wow...ok...you sure showed me big boy. Obviously there are a lot of idiots that use this site, you included
ilikehamandbeans 0
yeah that's right I showed you big girl
snugglesmcgee91 2
#100 actually did show you, because pregnant women do not menstruate (shed their uterus linings). Hence, you need to educate yourself. Bleeding may be common, but if you're having a full-blown period, either you're not pregnant, or you need to get checked out and make sure everything is fine with the baby.
ilikehamandbeans 0
yeah buddy rolling like a big shot
Sheh_fml 25
It is actually possible to have your period during pregnancy. Maybe you should read up on pregnancies, huh? It is common to dislike sex when carrying a child, due to hormones, pregnancy-related pains such as backpain and other. And show some compassion, she will be carrying that child for almost a year.
mad_hatter0666 22
oh, quit your bitching. you are lucky she's being nice at this point.
redxapplexoxo 0
I can go with the flow.
callofdutyking 3
3- your a dumb ass... take Sex ed
SilverMinnow 0
take your own advice
Millman_fml 9
possibly that's why she doesn't lol but having sex with a pregnet girl is probably awesome
thatyngboyryan 1
hey mouths not on its period . that way win win u get what u want and she shuts up and stops lying
Jaxx66 21
first, I have no idea what you said previous to 'when she stops lying' but I will assume it was rude and uncalled for. second, your a moron. women can have their period while pregnant you dirty male creature.
squigglyragdoll 1
I think what it meant was her mouth isn't bleeding and it's hard to talk past a penis, Either way it was rude and it'll have a hard time finding a girlfriend if women are what it likes.
DatDappyDde 0
Weed kills less people then aspirin....
dansco 25
What do you expect, look what happened last time you had sex lol