Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
novdestiny 23
op, it was so truly lovely for you to do that for this person. I'm so sorry for you that it backfired :-( what a great human being you are.
LaZiBoi 14
Why so many YDI's?
DoomedGemini 38
Because apparently you should never help anyone ever or else you deserve however they treat you. I think op was very kind, and it was unfortunate that this happened.
fangirlofthings 21
The reason for the YDIs is that he took a strange person into his home, he is lucky the worst that happened was his couch got pissed on. Could have easily been murdered instead.
catherinecas 30
Because thinking you shouldn't let strangers sleep in your home automatically means not being kind to anyone ever. Totally makes sense.
DoomedGemini 38
I cannot count the amount of times someone on this site did something kind, got screwed over, and then people tell them they deserve it for trying to do something kind.
ViviMage 40
He's marking his new territory! Try natures miracle or vinegar. Or toss the couch out and he can sleep on it outside!
dragoongirl90 34
That sucks, OP.
RebeccaRFT 18
You're so stupid op
bellakideaux 12
Maybe he wasn't used to sleeping on something so comfortable and it was an accident. Good on you for your kind heart OP
PunkPrincess_fml 11
That is his life habit! What did you expect! Not his fault.
VeganDarkLight 31
You say it's his habit to pee where he sleeps? Wow, that's absolutely rude.
kickboxer144 4
Hey there, OP here. I figure it's about time to weigh in. As one of you has astutely observed, I have not given you the whole story. I said this man was homeless I never said he was a stranger. That being said, I did not know him well and it was obviously a mistake. He was friends with a few other people I know and trust. I normally have very little trust for others but after spending a decent amount of time talking to this man, he just seemed so dejected and only kept talking about how tired he was and how all he wanted was a good night's sleep. I had recently purchased a table that day that I could not move myself nor did I have others to help so I thought a fair trade for a nights rest would be to help me move the table into my apartment. The man did not smell and appeared to have decent hygiene or he would not have been allowed in my house. Additionally, others have mentioned mental health issues. This is something I am very passionate about and literally have a PhD in, specifically in psychosis, so I am well aware of spotting these symptoms. I am aware of the dangers but I also know how blown out of proportion these risks are by the media. I know this invites further criticism but hey everyone makes mistakes and at least my mistake was for the sake of making life a little better for one person, not just by letting him get a good night's rest but also by showing him some people care.
DoomedGemini 38
It's sad that you got so many YDI votes, you were very kind. I'm sorry that happened.
djm2010 8
You're a lot more trusting than I am. I wouldn't even let certain family members crash on my couch, let alone a complete stranger.
Galactic_lights 17
It could've been worse, he could have stole your valuables and you wouldn't know until you woke up.