Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
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TomeDr 25
Time to clean your litter box!
raven_of_azarath 35
I’ve had this happen. I’ve also laid down and then be peed on. I’ve found that the only reasons cats pee on beds is due to stress, like having fleas, or them just being pissy (pun intended). I’ve been peed on for giving one a bath, and by another for not feeding him again (he doesn’t like being on a diet).
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TomeDr 25
Time to clean your litter box!
raven_of_azarath 35
I’ve had this happen. I’ve also laid down and then be peed on. I’ve found that the only reasons cats pee on beds is due to stress, like having fleas, or them just being pissy (pun intended). I’ve been peed on for giving one a bath, and by another for not feeding him again (he doesn’t like being on a diet).
alycion 39
Often cats will per where they shouldn’t if they are sick. Most common cause is a UTI. If it happens more than once, get the cat checked. White vinegar will clean it up and kill the smell.
Kruxon 11
Cats are usually clean but they don't matter if it was anyhow related to humans.. they wanna make sure that we pay.
KittyMack 13
You deserve it. They always do. Never has a cat peed on a bed who was not upset over something or suffering from an illness like urinary crystals. Often it's sensory such as you started using air freshener or you blast your stereo too loud or you got a new rug that feels weird on the feet. Check your home for recent changes and see if reversing them makes Cat happier. I mean, you ARE smart enough and nice enough that the litter is cleaned at least daily, and there are no toddlers, dogs etc tormenting the cat? I almost considered those ones too obvious to state. If there's no source of stress get to the vet then because that means it could be illness.