Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
pete9913 23
As much as that seemed like a nice gesture, bad idea. He lives with a different view, and giving him food or warm clothing would have been a much better, and safer idea.
CalFoxx 13
I'm sorry that happened . sometimes you try to put some faith back into humanity and it doesn't always work the way it should :/
Sedar_Tree 7
**** homeless ppl, charity starts at home in my family
wordsandzombies 12
That was a really nice thing of you to do OP, sorry it went awry
Keiraquarium 12
That was really nice of you but very risky. He could've done much worse than pee on your sofa. Maybe next time stick to buying him food and/or warm clothes
caggybandicoot 34
I applaud your kindness OP but the guy could've been anyone. Jesus, he could've attacked you.
Vintage_Cola 29
I hate to sound cruel and unforgiving, but houseless people out on the street like that are very well capable of getting on their feet and getting a job. The only reason they haven't gotten a job is because they've gotten to the point of no return: where the only thing they spend that charity money on is drugs and alcohol. It makes me sad, but it's the truth.
VeganDarkLight 31
No offence, but you don't seem to know a lot about addictions and other psychological problems. Not saying all homeless people have them, but with a severe case you often can't just 'get on your feet'. Not to mention that a lot of bosses probaly won't employ them.
DoomedGemini 38
Don't speak on something you have no idea about. Which obviously you don't. Many people are homeless because they couldn't get a job and money ran out. And then who is going to hire a homeless person, hm? They get screwed. Some might be homeless because of addiction, but some might develop an addiction after becoming homeless because they're in a shit situation. Not to mention the amount of kids kicked out or kids who ran away.
kalbrek009 20
I rented a homeless couple a motel room for a night & they took the key deposit the next day to buy drugs with. I've been homeless before myself a couple of times (never urinated on the sofa, stole from them or disrespected anyone's kindness you never know what circumstances makes a person homeless, mine was out of my control. I had 2 shallow relationships/fake friends/ douchey family/ a woman I rented a room from who was mad that I wouldn't date her kick me out just to make me suffer). I've also let a friend (a guy I knew for years) who was homeless at the time spend a few nights at my house & he peed on my couch also...turns out when he's had even 2 cans of beer, he pees himself in his sleep & he has been kicked out of many other friends places as well as my sisters place because he slept in her car & peed there too (they used to date years ago)...it's hit & miss. Still I'd rather rent a cheap room for a night again before I'd go through 3+ hours of steam cleaning my sofa every other day. I applaud OP's intentions, but letting a total stranger into my house would fall under the "do I take a 50/50 chance of being murdered" category.
jimluminaye 17
Why the **** do homeless people always do stupid shit like this?
shutupmeg20 8
Well ain't that a wicked pissah!