Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
reeper147 14
Sorry but helping homeless people like that never ends well. Most of them are homeless for a reason, and can not fit in polite society anymore. That isn't to say there aren't people worth helping, because there are, but you just can't trust most of them. I work in a grocery store and there is this old creepy homeless ****er who harasses all the girls, puts urine filled bottles in our machines (Which breaks them) and throws pee at other people. They kind of are animals and I have no desire to help them as a result of my experiences with them
VeganDarkLight 31
I'm sorry about your experiences, but there's no 'them'. They're all individuals, some of them having issues and some just being normal people who didn't have a lot of fortune. So please don't discriminate against homeless people in general.
johncage 14
All we can really do is act on the information we have. Unfortunately for many it's a probability thing. Whichever study you go with mental illness is universally accepted to be more prevalent in the homeless community. As is drug or alcohol abuse. Inviting someone to sleep in your home places a great deal of trust in them, as well as your personal safety. Inviting a stranger from a community with significantly higher risk factors is not giving someone the benefit of the doubt, it is gambling with everything one has. Good intentions are well and good, but every action has consequences which are not always impacted by them.
DoomedGemini 38
You have no idea why someone is homeless. They all have their own story, some are bad but some are just extremely unfortunate. How can you get back on your feet when most employers wouldn't want to hire you? I've seen many stories about how people helped homeless people and they turned out successful. Because they were given a chance and helped. I'm not saying you should go out and help them, that's your own choice, but don't discourage it. Warn, perhaps, but they're people. People who could end up dying on the street because no one cared. They aren't just nuisances.
Kaoticwolf 17
dont get all pissy
hoosiergirl94 31
Or...take him to the homeless shelter
team_hale 11
Why would you let a homeless man into your home, yet alone stay there
tamesenicole 27
In this day and age you can't just let anybody in your home. I understand that you were doing a good deed but you can't fully trust strangers now. Sorry about the new couch OP
tlnorman 18
Seriously? You don't let homeless people in your home dumbass. You could have taken him to a shelter or bought him a meal but you don't do that. You deserved it.
khrystwiztidkid 15
OP doesn't deserve 'YDI' votes?! He took in a man in need, and that man abused the privilege offered to him. OP was doing a really nice gesture, especially when you consider the normal stigma about the homeless. Sorry about this mishap OP, but remember how awesome you must be to help a person in such need. Props to you, man.
Elban 20
Least now you know why he was probably homeless. Couch pissers get kicked to the curb everytime. Hey all things considered, still got off easy.
LittleRich 10
This is probably one of the reasons why he's homeless.
blargblah 12
Being nice is one thing, but YDI letting someone you don't know into your home.