Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
cluch3 22
What did you say?
ohSNAPyall 27
"AHHH you pissed on my couch!"
Norja 33
A lot of people won't be surprised that happened but OP doesn't deserve YDI votes purely because they tried to a kind deed for someone, and despite the consequences, we need more people like that in the world.
Xandrick 22
I completely agree, Norja.
Mortoli 30
sry norja but no one should let strangers into their house no matter how good the intentions are. its dangerous be thankful op isnt dead.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
He said he tried being nice by letting a homeless person spend the night, but the dude urinated upon the couch. How do you not understand that?
elorghestenes 12
it's better to be pissed off then pissed on
millerkn 12
#115 than*
FloorSandwich 12
No he meant then, it's a jacksfilms YGS reference, at least I hope so.
princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
itsjustsofunny 17
He was pissed he got the couch instead of the bed. But good job OP, that was a nice thing for you to do.
gogo44444 28
Where does it say in the FML that OP is glad it was on the couch and not the bed...You should re-read the FML
SlumMade 13
You don't know what you're talking about
fastnachter 15
Humor.... Right over your head
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
saifnaqvi11 21
I hope that couch wasn't new or expensive because if it was urine some deep piss.
pooldude 24
It says right there, it was a new couch. Though i did like your pun!
saifnaqvi11 21
Dang didn't even notice.
skyrim_fanatic 17
your puns are bad
shay_serendipity 29
Ah, but not as bad as your ever so clever and well thought out comment, 65. No need to voice out your little negative opinion, a silent downvote would've sufficed.
leogachi 15
@68 You could take your own advice you know. Just because his opinion is negative doesn't mean that he shouldn't voice it. If everyone got along all of the time the world would be dull.
AmIReallyRenee 20
There's nothing wrong with being kind. What sucks is when it backfires.
jakers8424 18
Just be glad he didn't take your wallet
OysterPearls 33
Just OP's dignity.
Rkikkas9713 25
And the couch is ruined too
ohSNAPyall 27
Let him take a shower and wash his clothes. This sucks but is not the end of the world. You can wash the pillows. You're a kind person for giving him a place to stay.
buckstop1 37
OP didn't say what material it was. I don't know about the rules for cleaning leather but I'm sure it's harder to clean
TheMathMajor 26
Leather would actually be much easier to clean because it wouldn't soak in, you'd just have to wipe it off.
buckstop1 37
True. I had a bit of a brain fart there
Mightytall 35
Don't know who keeps pressing YDI. Op did something that is usually way out of the comfort zone for the normal selfish human being. Not Ops fault, that the homeless man is so wrong in his head.
Welshite 40
It's not selfish to refuse a stranger from sleeping in your house. Charities and homeless shelters exist for a reason. There are many homeless who suffer mental illnesses and just as many who don't. The problem is that you really don't know until it's too late. There is a woman who frequents the local refueling station and demands money from people filling up their vehicles. The first time, I gave money to her out of sympathy and not a small amount of fear as she had aggressively grabbed me. After she had her money she asked to come home with me, but I refused. She became agitated and tried to guilt me into it while a concerned man waited nearby to witness the interaction. That was over a year ago. I still see her at the same gas station and she has repeatedly tried to assault me. It's not selfish. It's being smart and safe.
sdmarshall 2
While I agree with the core aspect of your comment, 18 - that refusing to let a homeless person sleep in your house doesn't make you selfish, I do disagree with you implying that the people who clicked YDI are correct. Even if it maybe isn't the smartest thing to do, OP certainly didn't deserve this
josiemorehouse 12
I agree with #18, you just never know. While OP's heart was in the right place, OP was lucky that a piss-covered couch was the only thing that happened. I mean, if a complete stranger walks up to you in the middle of the street or a store and says "hey, I need a place to crash, can I stay at your place?", would you say "ok"? Suppose the homeless guy is dangerous and decides to attack OP in the middle of the night, would it be worth the good gesture? I'm sorry, but this is a YDI moment. While trying to help is a good thing, sometimes self-preservation should be a higher priority. OP could've offered to call someone from a nearby shelter, or even give Mr Urban Camper a ride, and those would've been just as helpful and a bit more safe.
Welshite 40
#25: I was merely disagreeing with the original comment's own implication that refusing shelter to homeless people is selfish. Whether OP deserved it or not is not up to me, and I didn't imply a preference for either opinion.
buckstop1 37
I've never experienced it personally, but I've heard that homeless shelters are hell. Perhaps there is a reason we don't know about as to why he let the man in his house. You all assume OP made this decision lightly. OP probably carefully thought it through before inviting him. After all, 300 spaces is only so much
DoomedGemini 38
Not to mention some shelters get filled or some people are banned(I know someone who was because they drank alcohol) so shelters aren't always an option.
MandieL 27
If someone was banned from a shelter, I definitely would not want them in my home.
DoomedGemini 38
Some shelters have very strict rules. While I understand why, it doesn't mean someone is bad if they are kicked out. Mistakes are made and you can't really get unbanned even if you do better.
itsalanis 25
If that was the only inconvenience, even though that is a big one, I'm sure they were grateful for your offer. Keep in mind that every homeless person has a story, and each little bit helps to get them back on their feet. c: