fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Dontsitsitandyoudie
Reykjavík, Iceland
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
mikki bee
Reno, United States
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
babasheep
Canada
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Charles
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
rnw
Sydney, Australia
Ouch
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
twobyfour
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
lowly101
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Blackout at The Gym
Charlotte, United States
You're a natural
Today, I had a great leg workout at the gym. Instead of doing my cool down exercise at the end, I decided I wanted to do something more adventurous, like box jumps on one of those metal stools at the gym. Well, it turns out my body wasn’t ready for that. Now my shin is busted and swollen. This is my second week training. FML
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arms_akimbo 0
Well at least you're trying.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Are you the same guy who borrowed his "fat friend's trousers" that ended up fitting him perfectly? (FML #76555)
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arms_akimbo 0
Well at least you're trying.
hatesfate 6
Maybe that's why a desk wasn't made for a persons ass
Rayn4u_fml 0
Are you the same guy who borrowed his "fat friend's trousers" that ended up fitting him perfectly? (FML #76555)
alwaysalady 0
Don't feel bad. I sat in a desk in high school civics, and the damn things broke in half, and I only weighed 90 pounds.
Kat_MS 0
Ehh don't worry about it. Desks and chairs break, they're not perfect. Keep up the workouts though ^_^.
Stephen_fml 0
desks aren't for sitting on
Heatstreak 0
i broke a desk in school when i leaned on it i'm 105 pounds
xoGurlxo 0
Muscles also wiegh more than fat. So, just keep excersizing, and stop sitting on desks. :P
Benatron 0
I'm 125lbs and I have sat in many chairs that broke. It's odd. I'm sure that your work just has flimsy desks. :] Assuming that this happened at work of course.
DinosaurRawr 0
Muscle has more weight than fat, because its denser. So you could just be gaining muscle. Dont worry about it, and just keep working. Good luck :]
jagaugga 0
It's the desksksks fault (: no worry brawh.