Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sarah
United States
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Home Improvement
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Namaste
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
FlabbyPants
Fort Myers, United States
Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
imatotalloser
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
Top comments
Roevera 14
well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.
snowmount07 6
It's alright, it'll stop eventually
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Comments (219)
GoW_Chick 15
This sounds like one of those cliché "your momma" jokes ... "your momma so fat that when she walks car alarms go off."
22jrdn55 15
More like, "You're so fat when you exercise, the neighbours go, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!"." OP, get the house inspected, just incase!
FruityLoooons 8
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed a little. But hey man, at least you're starting. Most people put it off for tommorow. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the---well, you see where I'm driving at.
xxkimmyt 9
At least you tried! :)
Snow_Daisy 7
Yikes! Foundation failure, eh? *wink, wink*
RuneRifle 22
Using a treadmill when exercising isn't the best motivation for you I guess. Try cycling, I guess that won't shake the house and will boost your motivation :)
LennyComa 39
Mine too....then again there are hurricane force winds here
LaLa497 5
Damn... That sucks big time. Kudos for trying!!
WLCD123 0
Not surprised your from America. :P
lalatookasheema 8
*you're
GoW_Chick 15
... and you're from bikini bottom what of it?
redmane 21
You know, not all Americans are obese. Just 2/3rds of the nation. Us 1/3 are offended.
UsEumYong 4
At least the house wants to exercise too.
S0CCERSTAR01 2
A for effort?