Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sarah
United States
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Home Improvement
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Namaste
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
FlabbyPants
Fort Myers, United States
Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
imatotalloser
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
Top comments
Roevera 14
well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.
snowmount07 6
It's alright, it'll stop eventually
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Comments (219)
bubo_fml 11
The same thing happens at my place after an earth quake or a chilli dinner...
disney_blonde 16
By house, do you mean 'trailer'?
StreetReaper 9
It's a trouse.
Cody_Maverak 0
Someone takes exercising wayyy too seriously!!!!
hotchick90037 3
The more reason to exercise.
Skyrizzle23 0
Hey, at least you're exercising! If ya keep up with it, eventually it won't shake.(: haha, good luck OP!
fadingfaith 4
Your house is probably built badly and old.
ninjacapo 2
My bro weighs like 90 lbs max and the house shakes when e jumps :p
clutz123 5
i'm 125 pounds and my house does that too. don't worry
nabila21 0
It happens when I run in my house .... I'm only 10 T_T
Boa476 0
Get outside! -15 degree weather will keep you cool