cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
wtf
Delmar, United States
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
MrDisgrace
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Bullet
United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Anonymous
Iasi, Romania
Faint praise
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
mandie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
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Comments (128)
ILoveEggnog 7
Nothing wrong with that.
keshaforever1 14
That sucks
bballpg021xx 5
Lol don't worry about it OP. Don't worry what your grandma's friend's think of you
gazzdogs 5
No, it's awesome! *sigh*
lololog 0
Hit that bitch!
pancakerocks 1
thats what my grandpa has done to me. mulitble times. and has introduced me to a random women on a cruise as single and fun. this woman was a mother with a baby. im 17. it will be fine :) save your kiss for someone special.
pancakerocks 1
O and. 16 and never been kissed is an old song that she might of listened to when she was younger :)
22jrdn55 15
Pancakerocks, your picture gets you an A+ for spelling and grammar.
lebronesque73091 12
Kiss someone then!
GovernorGeneral 8
Ya what number 7 said. Don't worry about what your grandmothers friends think. They're soon to die anyway....(R.I.P for when they do) o.o
iliketofu 6
well it beats being introduced as the neighborhood ****.
TheDorianMode 8
Well, that's awkward...
CryMoreFMLs 15
OP, let them have their fun. They won't be around too much longer so let them enjoy it, even if it is or isn't true.
22jrdn55 15
CrymoreFML, your comment and this FML remind me of this joke, "When I'd go to weddings, my grandparents would always laugh and point, saying 'You're next'. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
brianfantana32 10
Join the party OP
flakitaa22 0
I'm sixteen and never been kissed/: #foreveralone
DreBeezy 9
Better than "my 16 year old granddaughter who has slept with every man she's met."
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Lol, can I have your grandma? :D
Ijas 2
No, no you can't.
Garzoo 4
Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.
cheesypies 6
Yep. You're saving yourself, right OP? That's a good thing.
pimplefacedgirly 8
Yeah, I was your age when I got my first kiss, and I really regret it. It wasn't special and I didn't like it at all. Same thing with my second. Just wait until you find the right person, and don't feel pressured!
jbaby69 0
Well you got to love grandma.
gazzdogs 5
1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.
gazzdogs 5
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alyspar2 5
That's... Just an amazing idea.(:
gazzdogs 5
DocBastard, come out come out wherever you are! I am sure that you would have an interesting story about someone losing their virginity to a hammer. :D
Tyger44 1
Docbastard wants the xray of that
Dracoboxer357 36
Loving this thread. Hamsters, hammers and virginity. DocBastard, it's story time! Please tell you have one that encompases all three....? :) Waiting in anticipation here....
Torva_fml 16
Go read his blog.
alyspar2 5
I like how you can reply to replies. Hahahah.
JacobWithaY 5
Losing your virginity to a hammer gives a whole new meaning to "pounding"
whosays1 7
29-Go State!
Brice28_fml 10
103- Go Buckeyes! Figured I'd join in on the big 10 teams!
bballpg021xx 5
Yeah Michigan sugar bowl champs! Anyway I keep checking here for doc.
koolkat27 13
the hamster should be called "my" virginity so that went it goes missing you don't have to say you lost virginity.
gazzdogs 5
True that. ^
Honestly_Lainey 21
Look on the bright side and imagine the awkward things she could have said if she thought you'd had your first kiss. Or your first... Yeah... Umm... Could've been worse. Much worse. :)
Miss_Attitude96 24
Awwww, that sucks OP. but don't worry to much about it, you'll kiss a lot of frogs (even though it sounds like you haven't had your first kiss yet, it'll come) before you find your prince.
GhostlyGhoulish 1
You got that from fez of that 70s show *sigh* I miss that show
THE_A_TEEN 28
You should shut your mouth.