Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 27
Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~
MudPuddleMica 0
"She thought it was an earthquake"
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Comments (117)
auttie_girl 0
Wow. That's rough. Sorry OP.
urface132 0
don't fall through
Shookitup 0
Threaten to eat her ^.^
lickmyjock 0
nom nom
FFML_314 12
#9 you are sadistic.
NoWayLady 13
fail
sirbrainiac 2
kid are assholes... tell her Santa isn't real...
Thabb 0
Exercise videos don't work anyways
Averizzle 0
25 that's kinda harsh isn't it?
FFML_314 12
I was teasing her.
ZleveL 0
LOL #9s name is "Shookitup"
Justforlolz 14
Lol at #9 totally agreed. dam man what the hell DO you eat?
awzmness 0
hahahahah
crimsongetsu 0
hahahahah this is a win gewd job =]
mikeike518 0
36, P-90x works. So stfu.
hannah1203 2
P90x makes you throw up...I would know.
nmsm 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
JohnGraveline 0
Aftershock!!!!!!! ahhhhhhh
comedychick 1
lmfaoooooo funniest shit I heard all day.. I'm sorry that happened though..it's sad
khadijah32594 3
ha shit thats shady
aranpl0x 0
ur boobies are hawt
msyelowbubblegum 0
ahhahahhahahahahhahahah well at leat ur trying to work out lose wieght and be healthy! good job:) but wow..hahahahahhahahahahahahha kinda sounds like something i wuld do (the running outside thinking it was an earthquake)
raymel 5
this is the first fml that madee laugh in so long :)
mikeike518 0
66, P90x isn't for everyone. you might want to stop..
Theatregeek788 0
I wish u all knew how hard I'm laughing rght now ^_^
OMFG_SKYL3R1337 0
YDI for being a fatass.
AngleWings95 0
lol.
TheOptimist 0
Sit on her. That'll teach her not to make fun of how elephants walk.
MudPuddleMica 0
"She thought it was an earthquake"
skyttlz 32
This actually made me ROFL
CrassKal 27
Yeah me too.
loserboii 11
Do it outside. You don't want to break through the floor
Mirorbo 27
Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~
Nightxx 0
Haha that's harsh!
NavyWifey29 0
lol that is just wrong, but it is funny.
_streets_ 19
haha that's so sad but soo funny at the same time. sry op that sucks.. maybe try doing it somewhere else next time..like down stairs, or outside.. anyways fyl
carnage1106 0
#67 and 84 are obviously overweight
smmrgrl 1
yes deffinitaley I'm fat... I weigh 92 pounds dumb ass -.-"
brommwpryl 9
Definitely* And, depending on your age, that weight is definitely unhealthy, I'm 15 and I'm considered underweight/unhealthy because I'm 98lbs. I recommend eating more often. ^^
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being a fatty. At least you're trying to do something about it, instead of waiting for your parents to trick you into going to fat camp!
smmrgrl 1
wooww I hate it when people say ydi for not exercising when someone I fat, and then when they do say I'm exercising they say ydi for being fat glad you noticed she was trying, so how is this a ydi...?
BonJovi821 3
Thank you, 67. It's good at least some people don't shout "YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING FAT" whenever there's a weight FML.
FFML_314 12
Either you're really large and have a poorly structered house or your sister is a dooble ass. Good for you OP for wanting to lose weight though. Trollz, the first part of your comment is drenched with ignorance.
VeryNice329 0
I like that: "...drenched with ignorance".
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Just the first part? I must be slipping :(
FFML_314 12
Thank you. I'm trying it on for size, I read it to myself and thought, "it sounds nice" but, I'm waiting to see the reaction. Maybe, just maybe, it will catch on. Wouldn't that be spectacular? Yes just the first part. You're trippin, not slippin. That was my attempt at humor.
mikeyb102 0
16- I can't decide if I love you or hate you
FFML_314 12
Either way. I don't like you. That's mean and I can't be mean to you, at least not yet. You can love/hate me. Most people do.
mikeyb102 0
ouch
Jennifra 0
Drenched in win.