Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband yelled at me for not doing any household chores. I can barely move my hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease my arthritis, and my other hand is as bad as ever. I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes and iron clothes. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
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Top comments
desoxyn242 14
30 reps dishes 10 sets of laundry
thomasrasmussen7 20
That is quite a work out though and hopefully it looks nice and clean.
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thomasrasmussen7 20
That is quite a work out though and hopefully it looks nice and clean.
cheeeksss 29
I was about to say. My muscles hurt more from housework than from running a few miles.
pratikp03 22
Now you have a clean house!
WattledParsley 11
No shit
Aew 17
Elbow grease is cardio.
desoxyn242 14
30 reps dishes 10 sets of laundry
anthonyksee 11
At least you wont have to clean it for a while...
alitairi 18
unless she has kids
Steve97 32
Housecleaning should be an Olympic sport
edris_305 21
Cleaning a house is no easy task so dont worry OP
Tantive_6 17
Cleaning can take a lot of work. Hopefully your house looks good!
johnthejolly 10
Hey be proud of yourself, at least the house is clean
23lf 16
Now you can invite some girls over, and if they notice your house is so clean, say you're always at the gym. That's why you're in pain.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
That'd be a fabulous idea if OP wasn't female.