Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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_elly_beth_ 0
I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.
chris_the_G 0
tell her not to either
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Comments (85)
jess_and_friends 0
She prob just thinks she is loosing u. And when u have that baby it will be confirmation that u have grown up. She prob thinks time has gone by to fast.
youre_all_idiots 0
yea, but 47, the op is 25 and happily married for 3 years. she's an adult and she's done growing. i assume she doesn't live with her parents given that shes married so her mom should be happy that she isn't 16 and pregnant, but 25, happily married, and preggers!
Senken_ 0
Your mom needs a bitch slap. get your dad.
Sleeter 0
But... you *can* have sex at 16? Age of consent and all... And I think it does mean they should be doing it. If they are mature enough to get married then they're mature enough to have sex. If they're not mature enough to have sex they should have waited to get married. Seriously, the maturity needed to get married is about a million times more than to just put a bit of yourself in someone else.
seriously55 0
Even though she didn't take the news well, congratulations on the baby!
ecascio2010 9
wow was your mom even at the wedding? tell the bitch off and that you have your own life now. fhl for being a rude person.
ToastGurl 0
At first I was thinking, that you kinda deserve it (I was expecting you to just be a teen) but then read it all. Yep, that's an FML. I thought most are ecstatic when the hear they're gonna have grandchildren.
mario75 0
she's 25
SadinSherman 16
Congratulations!
budster1993 2
is your mom from jersey??