Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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_elly_beth_ 0
I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.
chris_the_G 0
tell her not to either
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Comments (85)
Blithe_626 0
wtf cant have sex when your're married? thats a first
icecreambunny 0
congratulations! enjoy your beautiful baby!
Cattiva 0
Nevermind about your mother's reaction. And - congradulations)
rityz 0
maybe she forgot youre married -_-
metonymy 0
"No sex before marriage! No sex outside of marriage! And no sex within marriage, either!!"
burgydagamer 0
say to her, your point?!? i love sex!!!! its amazing!!!!! dont be jealous!!!! lol (^_^) congrats on your baby.
Masta_Blasta 0
wtf, lol.
memmer66 0
this seems fake.
Miisz_Kandii 0
LMAO! well... i'm 18 and i told my mother i was pregnant....and i'm not married and yeah she was madd but she never told me i shouldn't of been having sex! i was on birth control! lol...not really sure how i got pregnant....but yeah that's another story! lol F ur Life and Mine???
Helldozer 0
I know how you got pregnant at 18, you're a ******* ****. But, as you said, I'm sure THAT is another story isn't it?
mimlovesmilk 0
Wow you're a horible person. Being pregnant before marriage doesn't make you a ****.
pinkdottedbow 0
Yes, it does. Stupid teenagers think it's "cool" and "grown-up" to be having sex. If you weren't even educated enough to know that birth control/condoms aren't 100% effective, then you sure as hell shouldn't have been having sex.
Kush1994 0
stupid negro
skeleton_skinner 0
Fail