Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
babawaba 0
cat > defective retard
TheKitchenSink 0
I've heard this at least 15 times in my life.
wutupbruh 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=d3rnj0ryqgpmv4k9x5q7dosa9xlhx9
Masenko7 12
OP said it as a joke, I'd say that to my mother at any given time, it's normal in a normal conversation as a side joke, meaningless though, but when the mother replies like that? That's called being a bitch.. No mother should pick (and in ur case, seriously) the cat over her own son/daughter, not even anything in the world.. Her fault, I'd say YLIF if I hadn't seen that one on the site before.. so I call BS
acro_actress95 0
Okay to everyone saying they would choose their cat. If your son/daughter came over to you and told you they were severly allergic to the family pet and then while "JOKING" around (
acro_actress95 0
shoot sorry about my last post it was too long aparently. I hate how it doesn't warn you before you post it on the website :~|
picturethis 0
@ 17 The OP said "severely allergic". Sometimes taking allergy medication doesn't always cut it. I have a severe cat allergy and there are times, even with extra strength meds that my throat will close up and I can barely breathe anymore. So it's understandable that the doctor might suggest getting rid of the cat.
LaLaLaurenn 0
youre an idiot. just because youre a whiney little jerk doesnt give you the right to get rid of what sounds like a family pet. you said "my cat" but if it really was yours you a) wouldnt want to get rid of it and b) wouldnt be asking your MOMMY.
AdamAndEve 0
Understandable
adamsimon 0
I want age limitations on FML. This is most likely an early teen who joked "me or the cat". When the family pet is an allergen to one person, that person takes allergy meds. I don't think OP was kicked out of the house. He joked, "me or the cat." Mom joked, "the cat." OP decided to put it on FML along with people who have terminal illnesses and dissolving marriages because OP and the other children who stretch and bend the truth to post on this site are idiots.