Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
Eiotlrd 0
Now you can think of fun ways to get revenge on your mom. Time to party up your new place.
SnIpEr_fml 0
Dude, this has already been on here. GTFO
cmgio 0
That cat must be AWESOME.
karissaaa 0
i don't get why so many people's parents on FML are so ****** up
intro2life 0
same exact thing happened to me. i live at home during the summer because im in college allergy meds barely help at all and by the end of a week i'm doing everything i can to just get out of the house and away from those damn cats. parents suck.
bucketsjen 0
#4 & others: Actually, it's not "an animal that can be adopted by somebody else". That's easy enough to say, but it's not what generally happens. I work rescue, I've seen what happens and I know the statistics. Most animals do not get adopted by someone else. Most of them are euthanized, scared and alone in an overcrowded shelter.
nobody81 4
@5 I totally agree
Melly18 0
You can't just adopt a cat then give it away, that will confuse and freak the cat out. At least humans understand, and it doesn't sound like your a kid either. Your mum made the right choice
pianodoctor 0
Um, if you are old enough for your mom to throw you out, she was probably just trying to get her you out of the freaking house. Get rid of the cat, because her adult child won't leave home? She can keep her cat, and you can live in your own place, paid for by your own money. I might have said the same thing. I don't think she would have said that if you were a minor still in high school. I agree with #5, and your mom.
tmanapoo 0
Ha you must be horrible.