Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
cal27 0
YDI for going up against a cat. It simply cannot be done.
InTheAyer 0
what happened???
yourfrickenlame 0
ive read this before. fake fake fake.
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
well how old are you?
promark420 0
I could see my step mom doing this. This woman keeps a picture of her 4 cats in front of a family photo, hangs the cats their own embroidered stockings in December, throws them legitimate birthday parties (complete with a cake, candles, paper hats, singing, balloons, pictures, presents...but no one shows up except for her), and pays her cousin $50 a day to feed her cats when she goes out of town--even if someone is home--and calls her cousin, no matter where she is, twice a day to see "how the babies are doing". She goes to Europe at least once a year for a minimum of a week, and uses her cell phone. You do the math. I'm reminded of Adam Carolla's take on love. I can't do it justice, but I can summarize it. Love is finite. People who love animals *really* love animals...kind of like people. Others love a few people in their lives...tolerate animals.
balanceMMX 0
I hear that a slug of lead is the best cure for cat allergies. you medicate the cat, and the problem's gone! :)
Tripodi 0
If my mom ever did that i would just probably put the cat in the middle of the road...especially since im also allergic to cats
CatOverYou 0
How long did she have the cat before you "developed" these allergies. If it was long enough to get attached, you're being kind of mean. There IS medication, take it, and suck it up. How would you feel if you had to be give away.
yuyo_fml 0
psh a cat is cat n i bet ur old enough to get your own place git
roachspray 0
I love how so many of the comments on here seem to think that 30 is the right age to move out of mom's basement.