Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
deamer 0
I really hate overly dramatic people. Get a life and stop exaggerating.
Zoa_fml 0
I'm assuming you're at the age where you're old enough to move out and live on your own....so GTFO...I think she took this as a very convenient opportunity to kick you out!
kfnnnp 0
... I'm gonna agree with what most people have said- if you're over 30, it's hardly FYL. Although, the idea of choosing a cat over any member of your family is ridiculous. Cats don't love you. You're neccessary to them. If you stopped giving it everything, it would run away.
mattmag 0
If you're old enough to move out, then you probably should. Your biological inferiority should not prevent your mom from having a cat.
storm7_fml 0
LMAO-- not @ u but @ # 8!!!! n thats sucks!! dont kill tha cat...just take sum meds n put tha at away!
CrazyChick33 0
I'd choose the cat too. Humans can medicate their allergies, adult cats given up to shelters don't usually get new homes.
gsfgf 0
get shots. insurance should cover them, and then you can keep the cat. win-win
FoundManyLemons 0
IF You >= 18 OR HS Student then FML ELSE YDI.
1337Steph 0
Ok, well for you to go to the doctor by yourself (I'm assuming by yourself because you mentioned nothing about your Father, etc taking you. And usually if the other parent takes their child to the doctor and learns of a serious allergy they would help coax the other parent to getting rid of whatever is making their child ill), then you have to be 16+ yrs old. And if you're 16+ that means you're near your last 2 years of high school/in college/ or a dead beat living at home, leeching off their parents money. And not only that, knowing most teenagers, they get in frequent arguments with their parents and usually don't have a job to help out. So yeah... can't blame your mom for picking the cat over you. Even though there's a 99.9% chance she did it jokingly since usually when people say shit like "Me or Him", they're not being serious.
xanhorn 0
if your 18 + the cat is the way to go