Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
terimaa 0
@13: i know it sounds slightly ridiculous, but no, i mean 'baby' in the sense that my cat is helpless, and if i gave him away i would never be able to check on him, and i'd be wondering for the rest of my life what happened to him. i know this because i had to do that when i was younger and it kills me to this day that i could never take care of my cat. obviously the OP is old enough to take care of himself/herself, or the mother wouldn't have said something like that. if the OP was a 7 year-old or something of COURSE different arrangements would have to be made but i think it's ridiculous that older teenagers continue to think everything must be done for them whenever the slightest thing goes wrong. even if the mother was joking i think it's kind of a wake-up call that the OP/people who are older, need to stop expecting to be accommodated. if there weren't medicines for severe allergies it would be a different story. and that's my rant for the day. :)
thelonelylurker 0
Maybe you should reflect on what makes you less likable than a cat. But that's a tough competition, cats are adorable, and I'm assuming you're not. Or your mom's just a bitch. I give you YDI but also FYL.
balanceMMX 0
I hear that a slug of lead is the best cure for cat allergies. you medicate the cat, and the problem's gone! :)
tacoma77 0
depends, if youre a minor then that sucks, but if youre like in your mid 2Os then id hafta agree with ur mom in saying its time to move out
PVT_Connaughton 0
Fake.
Rodjmeister 0
I'm guessing she's giving you a not-so-gentle hint to move out.
hannahgilb 0
I don't think this is fake. I've thought about it, if when I have kids and they're allergic to my cats either they start getting allergy shots or they pack up their bags and leave.
squeaksx24 0
Sorry, but YDI. I don't think you should have even asked your mom to pick. You don't rid of an animal because of allergies; rehoming an animal is detrimental. You wouldn't rehome a childm would you? I'm severly allergic to all my pets; I either take medication or get shots.
fmlroxmysocks 0
ok, im sorry, but does anyone else feel like they hae read this exact same FML before? I'm not saying it is fake, i know that similar things happen to different people, but why moderate an FML if it has already been on here. and what does OP stand for
cameraboirzu 0
I can swear, that I've been reading different versions of the same FMLs ever since i've first gone to this site. No one's impressing me. Its always impotent guys with problems in the sack, fake, or just people being retarded.