Anonymous
Is this a joke?
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmlsrsly
United States
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sniffles
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Heartless swine
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
blehhx
United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
BambooLove
United States
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like she wants to make sure she kills you. With divorce, she just gets half of your shit. As a widow, she gets it all!
Chazzster 32
OP, either your wife took that as a challenge and decided to call your bluff or she has given you the answer about the future of your marriage. You have a few choices, none are great: (1) Divorce (2) Allergy medication and knowing she has emasculated you (3) Marriage counseling If you do not have children count your blessings and divorce her.
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silverscrescent 12
Time to get a dog!
genuinegoodguy 9
You lucky man. Just ditch her.
Chazzster 32
OP, either your wife took that as a challenge and decided to call your bluff or she has given you the answer about the future of your marriage. You have a few choices, none are great: (1) Divorce (2) Allergy medication and knowing she has emasculated you (3) Marriage counseling If you do not have children count your blessings and divorce her.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like she wants to make sure she kills you. With divorce, she just gets half of your shit. As a widow, she gets it all!
bloopaloop 27
Sounds like you’re getting divorced right meow!
Charlie Given 28
This is considered spousal abuse, because she is knowingly putting you in a dangerous situation I think you got your answer, leave