Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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thelorax 0
if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
24788 7
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.
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Comments (103)
fmlfmlfml15 0
if you're over 18 i'd choose the cat if you're a minor that that really is sad #7 Some people MAY just choose an animal over a human being, but it shouldnt be the parent (if the child is under 18) #8 I hope you dont own any pets when you decide to have kids. I'd hate to see your kids out on the street.
thabeast 0
yeah #5's right on this one but if your a minor then fyl
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
some parents.
imbtrtenu 8
So get a dog... not that hard of a decision...
YallNoobs 0
So i didnt know either to click You deserved that one! or I agree your life is F***ed because the doctor clearly meant to choose the cat to GET RID OF, not to keep. So...your life is f'ed cuz you couldn't understand the doctor's response, or you deserve it because you threw the joke out there yourself. I agree with 64. get a dog
_shit_happens_ 0
why even give her the ultimatum?
dan81892 2
it depends... are you like 30 years old?
greedy_dead_soul 0
Ugh, it's fake.
survivalism 0
Huh. So THAT'S why you don't give ultimatums.
rakhil11 7
if ur a minor...i am scared and unsure of how ur still with ur parents if not...i think that was a hint 4 u 2 get out....