Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Comments (82)
MukyDaCookie 0
Congrats on the child. It doesn't sound like he wants a kid too much. If he comes near your belly with a baseball bat, run!!
sirfuzzitoes 0
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. She knows I hate kids and never want any, so I laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Then I realized it was the day before April Fool's Day. FML but seriously, congratulations! and lol@47
lpaul49 0
First of all, #1 is a giant ******* ******. Secondly, although it may be the day before April Fools Day, it's not surprising that he thought it was a joke. Depending on the circumstances, I may have though the same thing. Admittedly, laughing and walking away was dumb, he should have clarified it.
kellster 2
What an awful reaction! I'm sorry! But congrats!
randomcomment321 0
out of respect... congratulations, to you for being pregnant, and #6 for being the first to think of something SMART to say in a comment. oh and one more thing... we are not children, id say that #1 was retarded but that would be insulting the intelligence of the "retarded" and we wouldnt want that... not considering that we are the minority compared to them.
foolsangel 4
Congratulations. :) He may have been laughing at the fact that he thought you were trying to prank him, and he thought it was a lame/obvious prank to pull.
xMooMoox 0
I was thinking what #49 said, he probably thought you were doing a really lame and noticeable prank. I wish you, your husband, and your child the best :)
AntiChrist7 0
congratulations , you're pregnant from someone who doesn't even can remember which day it is
omgkittenslol 0
strong communication skills in your relationship...
mistress_friday 0
an honest mistake, but congrats! @51: come on, we all get confused sometimes when we get to the end of the month.