Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Comments (82)
Yayap_fml 0
Don't worry. Vengeance will be had when you start getting cravings for random foods at 3 AM. Hehe, but, seriously, congrats! I'm sure that he just thought that he was being smart by catching you in the act of a "prank"
sarah8909 0
Congratsss :) I say don't say anything, just wait for the bump and see how funny he finds it then ;)
zap_fml 0
Congratulations!
athehun11 0
Oh, who the hell cares if he thought it was a prank? I don't see why some of you think that it makes him such a bad person as to call him a shitty husband, advise to end the marriage, or just plain wish misfortune on him, like if it's to somehow satisfy your incredibly lame sense of poetic justice. Try trolling better, you losers. Congrats on the baby, though.
purplekissed 0
congrats! maybe he will be more understanding later on?? any way good luck!
irlydontcare 0
it'll be really funny when he finds out it's true LOL
Green_fml 0
Your baby might be born on Christmas.
brooke33_fml 0
its not really "Today" since todays april fools day and not tommorow so im assuming your making this up or this happened two days ago.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I don't get how this is an FML unless after that he said "Thank God it's just a joke, I ******* hate children and I hope you never get pregnant." Just because he thought it was a joke doesn't mean he'll be upset that it's true...
takran 0
#51: I bet he can at least form sentences better than you. Seriously, take an English class or two.