Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Comments (82)
hottie102 0
congratulations and good luck. Oh yeah I lovee April Fools its my birthday!! :)
Bauer_fml 0
Maybe he was just April Folling you early??? No, he just doesn't want a kid. (P.S. to the Mods, would you kindly edit/ban comments and commentors that post "FIRST!!!!! ZOMG!!"? Thanks) ~~~Bauer22
lolololcheese 0
haha omg, there's probably going to be so many good fmls tomorrow!
whereisbob_fml 0
un planned pregnancy = fail.
grapes1414 0
Way to assume
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
I mean she is married, so yeah don't assume.
amirn86 0
Congrats :) Hopefully when he finds out he's actually really happy about it LOL @ #6
AdamRock 2
tradjic
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
good luck with that...
p89hg69 0
idiot husband :/
EverWatcher 0
#16, the true FML is when she's planned it AND it's "news to him". Do I smell a bit of that here, or does submitter still ask "what does this button do"?
TEAZO 0
what a great husband you have there/