Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
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Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Roskosity 22
Take him to that paternity test show.
silvercamaro 22
And if none of that works just send guys that are bigger than him out to "find" him.
zarosian 17
Or kick him in the nuts a few times so he can't do this to another women.
sdroze1389 31
I hope "another women" is a typo.
PresidentNorth 16
Its not like you can do anything about his grammar. I hope it just makes your skin crawl at that fact that you'll never be able to change it.
incoherentrmblr 22
Anyone else think the profile pics of #1 & #9 fit this FML perfectly?...
BassinBoy14 13
Looks like my dad took off to Washington ... :/
_Adog2645 24
Unless they were married, I don't think that he can be forced to pay child support
bigjon75 9
That really sucks, sorry OP
jerryj 27
Sounds like the type of comment you can say in any FML.
CloudBustah 20
#42 unless it's those kinds of FMLs where OP really deserves it.
m1e0l 12
He was obviously not worthy to be your child's father anyway. You'll find a better man to help raise him/her.
flashback_fml 14
Yea a chick with a kid gets all the dudes
pirateshota 11
@38 ...All the dudes actually worth dating, anyway.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
They could've been in a long term serious relationship and he's always seemed like a good guy. The whole thing of the "bad boys" isn't as simple as it may seem. And she may not be a young girl! Could easily be a woman in her 30s. Is it just me who finds phoning with that news a bit odd? Good or bad news, it seems face to face to me.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
yeah, because there is an army of guys wanting to raise some one's elses kid...
Noreason89 6
It's not about wanting to raise someone else's kid it's about being willing to raise anothers kid as your own
HarleyQuinn1996 8
#80 "irresponsible young women who spread their legs for the bad boys"? That's jumping to conclusions isn't it? Define "bad boy", everyone has a different opinion of what a "bad boy" or "good boy" is. As for the adoption part of your comment, single mothers can raise children just as well as two parents can, if not better, what makes a single parent household such a curse that the unborn child needs to be put up for adoption? I think OP is more worried that the father has skipped town than of she can raise the child on her own, and if she is worried about that, than sure, adoption is an option, but jumping the gun and say "put it up for adoption, you can't handle a child" is just...callous and rude. That's how I read your comment anyways.
Kiriel 2
They ARE out there. I have a very supportive, loving and sweet husband now who adores my son I had before I met him and calls him his own, and I'm not even an attractive person, just a young chubby mom and he fell in love with me anyway. So depending on OP's looks/personality there will always be people willing to like and love someone, kids and all.
slappygecko 21
@38 it's a wonder you're still single
pwnman 33
You're in luck if you're in Washington, D.C. Complain to President Obama! ..on a serious note, he's a dick. File for child support, hope you have his details.
Tuffmuffin 10
Washington the state, not DC
thelegendarycarl 12
Obama won't do anything about that. He's busy with far more important matters like taking lavish vacations with taxpayer money and getting America into wars we have no reason to be in.
pwnman 33
The White House is in Washington, D.C. If OP resides in D.C., it'll be more easier, but I brought Obama as a joke, even if the police is a cuter option.
ahippienamedrae 10
You'd think Obama would have more important things to worry about right now
PenguinBitch 44
Like playing golf.
cjwayy 22
Or the growing crisis in Iraq. An American citizen just got beheaded by ISIS. Anyways, OP, he's not fit to be a father. And congratulations on your child :)
junkman6 22
Wait we still aren't out of Iraq? Didn't he get elected 6 years ago on the premise of getting us out of there 4 years ago? CHANGE!!!! Sorry I couldn't help it.
mansfield_j 27
Obama was off playing golf while the funeral of a two star general was being held. You'd think he would attend the highest ranking officers death since Vietnam. His priorities are way out of correct order.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm pretty sure a 4-star general died not more than four years ago.
Respect101 17
We aren't out of anywhere, they say we're out of. America is probably in just about every country in the world, either "helping", or "peacekeeping". Except Russia. Because Russia and America are being dicks to each other. Mainly Russia trying to get Ukraine back. Oh but OP on the bright side you don't want that kind of guy raising your kid.
DArthurVaderian 18
He doesn't seem to feel that way. Such an irresponsible President.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
Well I guess he is to busy playing golf...
MidnaLink 35
Sometimes, it really saddens me to be a guy.
Tuffmuffin 10
It shouldn't, her ex-boyfriend is no man. He's a douche and a coward.
RedPillSucks 33
simply rise above
vairyhagina 11
After reading the 16-day period FML, I've never been more happy being a guy
Nickoli42 3
Why? You think that just cause one is a man that we collectively share the guilt of all men?
Doberman101 29
Aww, I'm sorry OP I wish you the best of luck with your pregnancy. And hope he comes to his senses that it's his child no matter what.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
Gravenmuir 18
*z-snaps out of fierceness*
vixenfawkeys 5
I love the insert race part.
RayvenWhite 12
I hope that's now ex-boyfriend and he's definitely a dick.
shredwhitendblue 8
Raise your baby to be the opposite of your hopefully ex-boyfriend
PresidentNorth 16
Interesting idea. I'm sure she hasn't thought of that yet.
808andheartbreak 16
You can't force someone be there for you but you can file for child support, it's definitely not the same but it's something. Good luck though!
Respect101 17
Yeah the child support will definitely come in handy.
GanJwAR15 3
Child support won't help if the "boyfriend" flees the country - hypothetically speaking. If the boyfriend already bailed out, what would stop him from fleeing the country? I would assume the boyfriend already took all of these scenarios into consideration before leaving his "baby mama".