Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Comments (82)
naku_fml 0
Congrats! but ur husband's a jackass sorry to say
ellebell 0
men are so clueless
fishingtokyo 0
i dont think he meant to be rude he was probably just really out of it
SomethingWitty 0
Wow your baby has crappy timing. It shouldve been more considerate and showed up on a serious holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day. Kids are so inconsiderate these days.
ozac 0
Lol #9, 6 and 37 Today, my mom told my dad that she was pregnant. He said "April Fools, right?" and walked away, laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. I'm not even born yet. FML.
summersong89 0
oh no lol im sorry your hubby did that. hopefully he takes it well when he finds out it really IS true.. congratulations by the way! =)
strawberryswirl 0
My mom was in labor with me on Labor Day. Made a cool story. So will this story.
alwaysalady 0
When I told my husband I was pregnant he told me I better pee on another stick. After four sticks came up positive, he said oh shit. And then I cried, and he went out and came back with flowers and some baby booties. He adores our son now. Take heart.
iKayla 0
Wow. Poor Husband. Congradulations, however.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
@35, Us clueless men make more money than women and hold more positions of power. Sure sucks to be clueless.